on being back blogging (maybe)

well... yes, and here we go again (HST)

maybe

the impetus to blog died a horrible death some weeks ago

it drowned

in alcohol

(that night)

but we had fun

this was supposed to be an ongoing thing, the shame, the shame

fuck sony

so, do we fire it up again?

being back in room1004 these last few days makes it seem like we might

there's been a lot of things these last few weeks that went unsaid, goddarnit

that said, who reads this anyway?

you could post a suicide note and it more than likely wouldn't alert the world to save your ass

methinks

but today's one o'clock tv news on rte deserves mention, regardless of the probable futility of doing so

the leading headline ran as follows:

two irishmen rescued after their boat capsised off the coast of bermuda say they're happy to be alive

(shit, who'd a thunk it?)

the report, which filled in the details, continued

carmel towey, the mother of one of the victims, has been giving her reaction to the dramatic rescue...

i'm very happy they've been rescued

were you worried about them?

well being a mother i suppose i was

fascinating

and worthy of its slot as the main headline

and, in other news

Dicky C has suffered his 64th heart attack, one for each year he's poisoned the planet with his existence

that duplicitous bitch is rumoured to be taking his place

one of the last great white whales is being eased out of his induced coma by doctors in Israel who received a memo from the Dark Lord explaining that his work wasn't complete and he would prefer if we could keep the big A up here for a while

politicians in england confirmed that they don't want a human leader with human problems leading their party and so forced him in to an embarrassing resignation that the human, all too human voters didn't want

the non-human cambell looks good for an upgrade

oh, and lest we forget, turkey is fucked

(never mind, it's far away, they wear funny clothes in the eastern bit and besides, the chickens don't have passports, they'll never get in to europe)

iranians + nuclear power = ...

but hey... two irish guys didn't die...

anyone ever read Orientalism?

hell, it's worth starting up the blog again just to give kudos to the guardian for the headline on their website that reads:

Sharon shows signs of brain activity

finally

and yes i know the middle east is hanging in the balance and he's undoubtedly the best person to lead it in to a new era of hope, even though he's an evil fuck with blood on his hands, but we've got to be pragmatic

well, that's a whole other blog

so maybe

maybe yes